I would like to officially call this joke mine: a.k.a. "I so made that up".
If you don't like mom jokes, dont read this.
Your mom is so fat that if they threw her in the Gulf of Mexico she would stop the oil leak.©
About Me
- scott
- I believe that Jesus Christ is my SAVIOR! I like to do my own thing. I like to pick from the best offer. I like to make money, but I also like to have time off to play. My dream job is to cut grass along the interstate. I love being with all of my friends. I like to be a goof-ball. I wish that everyone could do what they really wanted to in life without worrying about supporting themselves and their family. My achievements include: Marrying a GREAT woman, HS degree in GOOFING-OFF, BS degree in Civil Engineering, MS degree in Civil Engineering, Wakeboarding Champion, Making people around me happy (at least I hope that I do)
